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geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

loonylunalovegood97:

robiningravens:

samapitongzabala:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

phoebux:


tetrastructuralmind:


tetrastructuralmind:


fierce


wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO


laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE


my hands slipped

it’s transparent btw

…


and we almost forgot his butt


I’M SCREAMING

SHEVAUN LOOK AT THIS

loonylunalovegood97:

robiningravens:

samapitongzabala:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

phoebux:

tetrastructuralmind:

tetrastructuralmind:

fierce

wHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES AGAIN NO

laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE

my hands slipped

image

it’s transparent btw

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and we almost forgot his butt

image

I’M SCREAMING

SHEVAUN LOOK AT THIS

babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

the-absolute-best-gifs:

toldie:
What the hell…
lmfao jared didnt even flinch
would you even flinch if jensen was about to touch you? ya, thats what i thought

the-absolute-best-gifs:

toldie:

What the hell…

lmfao jared didnt even flinch

would you even flinch if jensen was about to touch you? ya, thats what i thought