May 2013
When you see your parents give your sibling...
lolsofunny:
somethingforkate:
My turn.
REBLOGGING PURELY FOR THE GIF
(lol here!)
geldof:
albert-hammond:
geldof:
geldof:
whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan
what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden
you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really
i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter
cliterallysame:
legit-humour:
why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted
this is legit humour
imgonnariverdance:
easterberry-test:
fartgallery:
tugboatproceedless:
fartgallery:
is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked
*cough* now its your turn *cough*
taking off my glove flap
A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you…
a full glove.
Tag your porn people
I think this may be the best thing to ever...
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
People who frequent baby name websites:
Expecting parents
Writers
thatinvinciblekid:
samifersexual:
wugs:
...
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
pizzaforpresident:
it’s cara-mel not car-mel and if you disagree you can go to caramhell
nickiyuuup:
People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
I suck at texting unless
I am in a relationship with you
You are my mom
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
Facts about Orgasms that you NEVER KNEW! →
krashpaszi:
deoca:
logitinct:
match:
shyasr:
…OH MYG OD
That first one… SO… as a girl……… I can.. WHAAAAAT!?!?!?!
I CAN DO THAT???? OMG
^ lol girl I feel you it sounds so exhausting and scary omg
#14 is so true! lol! I do it xD
A special message for my followers.
lacigreen:
ducksmith:
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Press...
IVE JUST FOUND OUT WHO TED MARRIES IN HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE IS LIKE A CROSS BREED BETWEEN LILY AND ROBIN OMFG.
LIKE SERIOUSLY.
madturbating:
in math: ill see you calculater
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
posyes:
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
itsbryceless:
xxthesmittenkittenxx:
random-crazy-directioners:
dont-be-normal-be-crazy:
blushmydarling:
perffume:
graceful-perfection:
This needs to get 1 million notes seriously
more.
seriously
MUST reblog this
What has this come to?
The degradation of society (morality too).
I don’t usually reblog anything like this but it is true and needs to be noticed.
dazegetbrighter:
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
I am a woman.
I will do what I want
When I want
Tell you what I want you to know
Keep from you what I don’t
Take my brother and go
Spend my money how I want
Talk how I want
And be who I want to be.
I may be your child, and this may be mother’s day. And don’t get me wrong, I love you with all my heart. But I can’t just sit here and listen to you talk to me like that.
juicylouture:
what if one day
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