When you see your parents give your sibling...
lolsofunny: somethingforkate: My turn. REBLOGGING PURELY FOR THE GIF (lol here!)
geldof: albert-hammond: geldof: geldof: whaht if i used peanut butter as fake tan what do you mena it looks like i smothered peanut butter all over my amrs it took me two wekes in spain to get this golden you could at least use smooth peanut butter i mean really i’ll kepe that in mind for hthe next time i covee r myself in peanut butter
cliterallysame: legit-humour: why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted this is legit humour
imgonnariverdance: easterberry-test: fartgallery: tugboatproceedless: fartgallery: is it just me or are all the guys on this site getting progressively more naked *cough* now its your turn *cough* taking off my glove flap A glove flap good sir? How delightfully scandalous. Allow me to raise you… a full glove. Tag your porn people I think this may be the best thing to ever...
yaygocats: discomplete: “i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography “I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
People who frequent baby name websites:
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thatinvinciblekid: samifersexual: wugs: ...
zubat: I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
pizzaforpresident: it’s cara-mel not car-mel and if you disagree you can go to caramhell
nickiyuuup: People are far too concerned with the sexual orientation of people they aren’t having sex with.
I suck at texting unless I am in a relationship with you You are my mom I need something Me and you are close as fuck
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krashpaszi: deoca: logitinct: match: shyasr: …OH MYG OD That first one… SO… as a girl……… I can.. WHAAAAAT!?!?!?! I CAN DO THAT???? OMG ^ lol girl I feel you it sounds so exhausting and scary omg #14 is so true! lol! I do it xD
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IVE JUST FOUND OUT WHO TED MARRIES IN HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE IS LIKE A CROSS BREED BETWEEN LILY AND ROBIN OMFG. LIKE SERIOUSLY.
madturbating: in math: ill see you calculater
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES. YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
posyes: i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
Grades are getting low, the teens are getting...
itsbryceless: xxthesmittenkittenxx: random-crazy-directioners: dont-be-normal-be-crazy: blushmydarling: perffume: graceful-perfection: This needs to get 1 million notes seriously more. seriously MUST reblog this What has this come to? The degradation of society (morality too). I don’t usually reblog anything like this but it is true and needs to be noticed.
dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
I am a woman.
I will do what I want When I want Tell you what I want you to know Keep from you what I don’t Take my brother and go Spend my money how I want Talk how I want And be who I want to be. I may be your child, and this may be mother’s day. And don’t get me wrong, I love you with all my heart. But I can’t just sit here and listen to you talk to me like that.
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